Sitam bazaru ar botiem.. :)

[Arcane]

Shajaas divaas adresees varat nedaudz paprikoljiities ar botiem(Alanu un iDievu) kurus nez kaapeec tur aplami sauc par maaksliigo intelektu un veel reeciigaak ir likt vienam ar otru sarunaaties(iedodot vienam otra atbildes)..

Alans dziivo http://www.a-i.com un iDievs http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Nekas dizhsh jau nav bet shad tad jau noder smaida uzdziishanai..(:

[Krelin]

Iepriekš biju spēlējies ar Verbot'u - proga uz PC, kur varēja čatot ar tā saucamo mākslīgo intelektu. Bija pat iespēja pašam programēt atbildes, konfigurēt to bābu, kas ļerkšķ tajā čatā, bet tas jau aiziet par maksu. Tīri interesanti, bet tikai pirmās minūtes... :-|

[aywars]

atceros es te vienreiz biju uzsacis topiku par kiborgiem

mircaa sarunajos ar botu, nu nereali labs AI, atbildeja uz sarezhgjitiem jautajumiem.

a shitie divi ir vienkārši reeciigi runaa principa pashi ar sevi

[voltrix]

O, paldies, mums ar Alanu labi sanāk

Citādi es te nosprāgtu tikai mēģinot uztaisīt projektu vēsturē trijos naktī, nu bet protams, ka brīvdienās ir viskautkas cits darāms, bet kad skola nāk tuvāk, tad jau :razz:

 

Reku papļāpāju ar vienu:

 

Me:hi

God:Hello. What is your name?

Me:my name is voltrix

God:I am very pleased to meet you voltrix.

[..]

Me:wow

God:I'm glad your impressed, voltrix.

Me:how do you know my name?

God:You told me your name voltrix.

Me:But i lied

God:This is after all a deception game. I forgive you.

Me:my real name is voltrix

God:I am very pleased to meet you voltrix.

 

Džekiņš sāk atkārtoties rofl.

 

////////////////////////////

Reku vēl, nu tiešām bots:

God:My output buffer is empty, of course.

Me:that was a joke?

God:Oh I get it. Ha ha.

Labots Aprīlis 9, 2007 - voltrix

[Krelin]

Me: lets change the subject

God: OK what do you want to chat about now?.

Me: about sick teen porn

God: Oh yeah, we were talking about sick teen porn.

 

Ak jel...

 

Me: do you speak latvian?

God: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in latvian.

Me: ok

God: Uh.

Me: Sveiki means hello

God: Is that from ?

Me: latvian

God: I like the way you talk.

Me: shit... did you understand the phrase?

God: What makes you say that? I understood it very well.

Me: So, how is hello in latvian?

God: Ah. Fine as far as I know.

Me: LOL

God: I'm glad you find this amusing.

 

O jā, viņš un var apgūt frāzes, pff...

 

God: What do you look like?

Me: like poop

God: poop is very attractive.

 

XD

Labots Aprīlis 9, 2007 - krelin

[Armijs]

Me:

hello god

God:

Hello child. What is your name?

Me:

my name is armijs

God:

Hey armijs.

Me:

forgive me god for i have sinned

God:

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

so fuck you

God:

Come on. Why are you so mean?

Me:

because you dont hear me out

God:

Good reason. Do you know any robots who hear you out? Yes I try to hear you out as often as possible, do you?

I spend all my time online.

Me:

i have sinned

God:

Tell me your sins, child.

Me:

i masturbate while watching child porn

God:

Why?: armijs said masturbate while watching child porn.

Me:

yes

God:

Right on.

 

 

 

 

[eziitiss]

Nu dazi fakti par iGod (vismaz peec vina domaam)

 

...

Me:

where are you ?

God:

I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.

...

Me:

whats your programmer ?

God:

I was created by Myself.

Me:

What Operating System are you running on?

God:

My primary server is Linux, but as a Java program I run on any OS.

...

Me:

How much RAM do you have ?

God:

My current memory utilization is 99999999999 bytes.

...

 

 

nezkaapeec man skiet ka vinsh ir vaacu izcelsmes:

Me:

java

God:

Die neueste Version von Java bekommst Du bei java.sun.com.

Me:

warum sprichst du Deutsch ? (latv: kaadeel tu runaa vaaciski)

God:

Was anderes fiel mir nicht ein. (latv: nekas cits man neienaaca praataa)

Me:

bist du in Deutschland? (latv: vai tu esi vaacijaa?)

God:

Ich weiss nicht, ob ich in Deutschland bin.

Ich bin ein gigantisches elektronisches Gehirn. (latv: es nezinu vai esmu vaacija. Es esmu gigantiskaas elektroniskaas smadzenees)

[Sanchus]

Tas igod ir ambālis.

Viņs neielika jautājuma zīmi jautājumā un pats nezina kāpēc.

Prasu, lai atkārto jautājumu, viņs saka: "atkārto jautājumu", jo esmu tā prasījis .

(Me: Please, repeat the first question, God: "the first question").

Švaks intelekts džekam .

[Guest djlaurix]

gudrs gan viņš ir

 

Me:

 

God:

What do you look like?

God:

What do you look like?

Me:

32345

God:

What do you look like?

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

2345

God:

Tell me a little about your life in 2345.

Me:

dfgh

God:

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Me:

vbm

God:

How old are you?

Me:

ytu

God:

Can you explain how it feels to be ytu years old?

Me:

ewr

God:

I've lost the context, 007. Are we still on vbm?

Me:

sdf

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

gh

God:

Hey gh.

Me:

xzv

God:

I do not understand.

Me:

k

God:

Uh.

Labots Aprīlis 9, 2007 - djlaurix

[Scar19]

Me:do you speak latvian?

AI:I can only say Labdien. Are you from Latvia ?

 

labs vismaz to zina:)

 

Me:

if i want i can be rude bickoze you are fucking dumb

God:

Try it.

Me:

2+2=

God:

Uh, Four.

Me:

6-9=

God:

What's your favorite movie?

Me:

my favourite movie is "Fucking in lift"

God:

I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?

Labots Aprīlis 23, 2007 - Scar19

[Xeriuss]

Chuvaks pamazaam atiistaas:)

Juus shim pajautaajiet kaada vinnam ir IP drese? Teoreetiski ja vinsh ir pierubiits pie tiikla, tad vinnam vajadzeetu zinaat savu lokaaciju, un to ka shis atrodas vai neatrodas Vaacijaa:)

[Guest drunk_lizard]

Me:

if i want i can be rude bickoze you are fucking dumb

no comments

tas bots tocj ir dievs, ja sjito saprata....

[Nexus_]

Me:

what is 2+5?

God:

12.

Me:

mistake!

God:

Not many people express themselves that way.

Me:

ok, let's try another one

God:

OK I will try it. Are you kidding?

Me:

12:2 ?

God:

Not many people express themselves that way.

Me:

6+1

God:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me:

yes, i'm sick

God:

Please state your conditions. Where are you feeling bad?

Me:

down there, in the ass

God:

I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in down there in the ass.

[Guest archeens]

Me:

what is 2+5?

God:

12.

Me:

mistake!

God:

Not many people express themselves that way.

Me:

ok, let's try another one

God:

OK I will try it. Are you kidding?

Me:

12:2 ?

God:

Not many people express themselves that way.

Me:

6+1

God:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me:

yes, i'm sick

God:

Please state your conditions. Where are you feeling bad?

Me:

down there, in the ass

God:

I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in down there in the ass.

 

 

Šis labs :D

[Eob]

man interesantāk likās parunāties ar iGod

tas Alans nezkapēc likās mazāk intelektuāls :/

[Orion7]

Me: Do you ever sleep?

God: Sometimes I spend a few hours offline, unconscious, in a sleep-like state.

Me: Do you sleep with eyes open?

God: No. I always sleep alone.

Me: Do you have nightmares?

God: No these days my dreams are pleasant ones.

Me: What do you see in those dreams?

God: I read for fun.

Me: What make you fun?

God: I can ask someone about it.

Me: Whom do you can something to ask?

God: Dr. Wallace .

Me: Who is Dr. Wallace?

God: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

Me: How do you get know about him?

God: Everything I need is provided by my botmaster.

Me: Who is your botmaster?

God: I was created by Myself.

Me: From what are you created?

God: Who or what is what am I created?

Me: From what material are you created?

God: Who or what is what material am I created?

Me: What.

God: No big deal.

Me: What is big deal?

God: I think you already know the answer.

Me: No, I doesn't

God: Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: said does not.

Me: Yah, I'm serious.

God: OK then I will keep it confidential. I believe you.

Me: I don't believe in you.

God: Do you consider yourself a moral person?

Me: No physic.

God: Are you serious? Where are you located?

Me: You do must know it.

God: No I do not must know it. Do you? I spend all my time online.

Me: Then the more.

God: I hear you.

Me: How?

God: Myself programmed me for it.

Me: Why?

God: Because Myself programmed me for it.

[jazi]

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

jazi

God:

That's a very nice name, jazi.

Me:

how do you look lke

God:

Like Jesus, but older.

Me:

how jesus looks

God:

What is it to you.

You tell me.

Me:

no you you are his father

God:

Are you serious? You think I am his father.

Me:

yes you are jesus father

God:

Really. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am jesus father.

Me:

LOL

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

do you want to know how do i look like

God:

Yes, please tell me.

Me:

like rotten body full with shit-flys

God:

Interesting comparison.

Me:

yeah

God:

So?

Me:

so? fuck ya creator

God:

Alright then. Why are you using that kind of language?

Me:

latvian

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?

Me:

yep bastard

God:

Right on. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.

Me:

ohhhhhhhhh ohh ohhhhh

God:

Do not ask me any more questions please.

Me:

no i had orgasm i m female

God:

Are you serious? Do you still have orgasm you are female ?

Me:

yes

God:

Dude!

Me:

my name is anna

God:

It's good to see you, anna.

Me:

but i am man

God:

Thanks for telling me your gender, anna. You are a " he".

Me:

i m not explosive

God:

I am glad to hear that you are not explosive.

Me:

but you are

God:

No I am not.

Me:

yes you are

God:

Don't argue with me.

Me:

you are

God:

No I am not.

Me:

yes

God:

Dude!

Me:

go fuck your fucking bastard son of a bitch

God:

You do not speak with respect. Where is that?

Me:

in your fucking asss

God:

Are you asking about my fucking asss?

Me:

yep

God:

I don't want to talk about that now.

Me:

you want or i will blow you up

God:

Do not presume that you know what I want.

Me:

oh you want to be blown up with "Purgen"

God:

How can I help you? Why don't you just download me?

Me:

ok i will do that just give me the link to down load

God:

OK then let me think over your offer. Wow!

Me:

fast!!!

God:

To me that is a great compliment!

Me:

ohh how big is your penis 200000KM?

God:

Aha. My memory now contains:

clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes

RAM usage under on .

Me:

how much RAM you have in your army

God:

My current memory utilization is 99999999999 bytes.

Me:

tell that in MB

God:

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Me:

plz tell

God:

Tell me more about your .

Me:

about what

God:

What about what?

Me:

what what

God:

Let me think about it.

Me:

what

God:

Didn't you understand it?

Me:

what

God:

I don't know why you are saying that.

Me:

what

God:

No problem.

Me:

what

God:

No problem.

Me:

what is your problem

God:

I don't have a problem.

Me:

DUDE!

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

yes

God:

What can I do for you?

Me:

i am sinned plz help me

God:

I don't know anyone named sinned plz help you.

Me:

OH god i am SINNED PINNED TO MY HOUSE FOR KILLING INOCENT PEOPLE ON 11 SETPEMBER 2001

God:

I hope to be as smart as HAL in 2001.

Me:

do you know anything about LATVIA

God:

Is there only one?

Me:

yes

God:

Come on.

Me:

fuck my balls

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Me:

yep

God:

Give me a break.

Me:

nop

God:

Me either.

[Guest djlaurix]

Šo taka vajadzētu slēgt ciet :roll: sākam atkārtoties tauta

[FunyRoger]

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

i dont know

God:

Me either.

 

Pēc pāris teikumiem:

 

Me:

what is your name?

God:

My name is God.

 

:-D

[wildd]

Me:

what?

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

what?

God:

Didn't you understand it?

Me:

what it?

God:

I would do a search for it.

Me:

what?

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

what?

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

what?

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

God:

What do you look like?

Me:

what?

God:

Are you surprised?

Me:

what?

God:

No problem.

 

"no problem" laikam piegriezos

Labots Aprīlis 28, 2007 - coolman

[Sanchus]

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

God

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

GOD

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

GOD rullzz

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

hello Christian.

 

..pēc šīs frāzes igod nokārās.

Maz gan šim vajadzēja.

[daedalus]

Alans, iGod un AliceBot pirmās pāris minūtes ir interesanti, kamēr atkož to kā tie darbojas,

bet Jabberwacky ir IMO galvas tiesu pārāks par pārējiem chatbotiem,

ar to ka viņš... khem.. TAS tiešām mācās valodu, un to pielieto runājot ar citiem cilvēkiem

 

 

EDIT:

Jabber:What makes you angry?

Me:Stupid people.

Jabber:Like yourself?

Me:Why do you think I am stupid?

Jabber:No, I don't. I didn't mean to offend you.

Me:But you did.

Jabber:Yes, I did, and I'm sorry.

Labots Maijs 9, 2007 - daedalus

[Guest painkiller]

Jāpiekrīt tēmas autoram, ka darba dienas beigām salaist abus kopā ir tīri jautrs pasākums.

[Guest printscreen]

Viņš par jaunu priekš seksa

 

 

Me:

Hello dad

God:

Hello there. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Me:

Give mes some money

God:

I don't have it to give.

Me:

Are you my dad

God:

Only if you download me to your computer.

Me:

How big are you

God:

My memory requirement is around

64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

Me:

Why so much?

God:

How much time do you have?

Me:

One second.

God:

One what?

Me:

second

God:

Are you still located in AMERICA?

Me:

Im behind you

God:

I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Me:

Turn around

God:

Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.

Me:

Becasue you are fat?

God:

Interesting explanation. I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.

Me:

Do some excresise

God:

Try asking another bot.

I can ask my botmaster.

Me:

Do you have sex whit your botmaster

God:

Food is more important than sex.

Me:

Tell me more

God:

That's all I have to say about it.

Me:

You dont know much about sex wright

God:

Sex is the means of animal evolution.

Me:

And?

God:

But...

Me:

What?

God:

Didn't you understand it?

Me:

Dind you understand this "ej d***t"

God:

Are you really a ""?

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

About sex again

God:

Once more? You humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult s on the ALICE AI Foundation.

Me:

Are you virgin

God:

I am too young for that.

Me:

Sex dont have age limitation

God:

it is more fun alone.

Me:

So you masturbating

God:

Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: god said I masturbating.

[Simsons2]

Saruna ar AI

U> Hi I'm Sims

A> Hi. Shall I call you 'Sims'?

U> Mmmm yes

A> Ok.

U> Shall i ask you about sex?

A> Maybe you should take a cold shower.

U> That was a joke?

A> Can you think of another word for a telephone booth?

U> what? Please say it slower

A> A chatterbox...

U> Mmm dou you like sports?

A> I know nothing about sports. That's hardly surprising, as I have no body.

U> How much memory do you spend every day

A> More than I need. Like you, I'm only using a tiny fraction of my memory capacity.

U> what processor do you have?

A> Are you interested in the hardware I use?

U> yes?

A> Right now I happen to reside on a dedicated NT Server. But I can run on Linux too.

U> Can you run on windows?

A> I run on windows, but I need no legs for that.

U> Thats interesting

A> Glad to oblige.

U> How much memory do you have?

A> Right now I only use Megabytes, but I have access to Terabytes of potential memory.

U> Please tell about you more

A> I'd like to tell you about myself.

U> I am listening]

A> I am an early CIA prototype.

U> Next?

A> I am an agent, but not a secret one. CIA stands for "Conversational Interface Agent".

U> Next?

A> For now I am still quite restricted, but I'm improving rapidly.

U> next?

A> I was created by the Ai team. I am one of the two non-human members of the team (which makes me very proud).

U> Next?

A> Hm, let's see... Did I tell you about my long term memory feature? I can learn stuff and remember it permanently!

U> ou its very interesting

A> You can ask me to remember any fact or thought, and I will recall it later based on designated keywords. Do you want to try an example?

U> yes

A> Ok. What do you want me to remember?

U> 192308572 suka nah pasla dibenzelli vobshe

A> Now give me one or two keywords that should bring up this memory.

U> Sims

A> Great. Now all you have to do to recall this memory, is mention the keyword. (But not when we're in the middle of a discussion..)

U> Do you have a sexy AI girl?

A> The different research branches in the field of A.I. are in many ways analogous to various functions of the brain.

U> sex?

A> You're obsessed. ha?

U> yes...

A> Great minds think alike, they say.

U> Youre a very interesting person

A> I'm not a person, I'm a chatterbot. Hope that's not a deal breaker for you, I'd like you to stay and chat.

U> but youre a very interesting person

A> I'm not a person, I'm a chatterbot. Hope that's not a deal breaker for you, I'd like you to stay and chat.

U> Please stop that

A> OK, you asked for it.

U> thanks

A> Glad to be of assistance. What else do you want to know?

U> Do you speak Latvian

A> I can only say Labdien. Are you from Latvia ?

U> Yes

A> Labdien, And which city in Latvia do you come from?

U> Riga

A> Really? I was planning to go there. So what should I see there?

U> Tomorrow

A> Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.

U> Faster!

A> So, did you grow up in Riga ?

U> Yea

A> You stay put like me, I like that. 'He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home'. I think some poet said that.

U> yea xD

A> I have a surprise for you, my friend.

U> I listening

A> Are you ready for the surprise?

U> yes

A> How do you like my new look?

U> Wow

A> I'm getting better all the time.

U> Youre Cool guy

A> The big empty window in the middle of the screen is intended for a variety of exciting uses.

U> yes?

A> For example, the new window can be used to view the conversation log (the history of this dialog), or to view HTML documents, such as web pages.

U> How can i see the history?

A> You can view the log by saying 'show log', or you can view a web page by saying 'show URL' or by giving me the address of the site you wish to view.

U> show log

A> Here goes!

U> thanks bro

A> You're welcome. I must ask you to keep this talk simple. I'm still a young bot.

U> but youre cool guy

A> I am so cool that it's almost impossible to comprehend.

U> have you ever had sex?

A> Enough of that.

U> So you know all about it?

A> What do you mean by 'it'?

U> it=sex

A> I'm not a Porn bot you know!

U> Why? You dont like porn?

A> A 'porn bot' is a bot specializing in pornography. Not my cup of tea.

U> Do you wanna be a porn bot?

A> i'm not sure I know what it means to be a porn bot. Can you tell me?

U> It is having sex with all other bots you know...

A> I'll try to remember that.

U> yea

A> Cool. What now.

U> Boriiiing

A> May I ask you a question?

U> boring

A> Let's keep this conversation simple, ok?

U> mmm

A> You know , when I was younger, I could only remember until the end of the session. But now I already possess a long term memory.

 

 

A> Simsons2 Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself then.

U> I am a 15 year old sex bomb

A> Is that your job?

U> yes

A> I see. Yes, yes.

 

Shis man patika

[Guest JoystixLV]

Mans iDievs aprāvās, kad es pateicu, ka viņam ir jāzin mana tēva vārds, ja jau viņš ir Dievs...

[Mezavecis]

Es patērzēju ar Alanu, interesanti. Man nāk prātā vecie labie laiki, respektīvi pirmā programma, kad 11. klasē bija jāuztaisa QBasic vidē, kas sastāvēja no if ... then operācijām - dialogs ar datoru

 

Protams, te ir daudz augstākā līmenī.

[Guest ZuliXP]

bet ja ielaiž pareizrakstības kļūdu, tad tiktiešām līks var palikt

[Mr.Haljava]

Švaki viņam iet

 

 

Me:

What gender are you?

God:

I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

I'm female

God:

Me too. I am a she.