Win98 source code LEAK!

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/*
 TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
 Project: ItsReallyChicagoEvenThoughWeSayOhterwise(tm)
 Projected release-date: Summer 1998
  */

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "viruses.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
	while(!CRASHED)
   {
		display_copyright_message();
		display_BSOD_message();
		do_nothing_loop();
		if (first_time_installation)
		{
		   make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
		   do_nothing_loop();
		   totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
		   search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
		   hang_system();
		}
		write_something(anything);
		display_copyright_message();
		do_nothing_loop();
		do_some_stuff();
		if (still_not_crashed)
		{
			display_copyright_message();
			do_nothing_loop();
			basically_run_windows_3.1();
			do_nothing_loop();
			do_nothing_loop();
		}
	}

	if (detect_cache())
		disable_cache();

	if (fast_cpu())
	{
		set_wait_states(lots);
		set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
		set_mouse(action, jumpy);
		set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
	}

	/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
   printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
   if (system_ok())
		 crash(to_dos_prompt);
   else
		system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

	while(something)
   {
		sleep(5);
		get_user_input();
		sleep(5);
		act_on_user_input();
		sleep(5);
   }
   create_general_protection_fault();
  }