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Beztēma par tēmu - izglītībā ir totāls kidrik. Šodien pirmo reizi lasīju, iespējams, ka citur jau sen izlikts pie goda dēļa.

 

REASONS FOR LEAVING LATVIA:

 

• My werry not like that Latvia is crize.

• Big crize in Latvia is very very big.

• Latvia is economical unstabil.

• Even before Latvia was with one leg in swamp.

• crises - crisis - crizis- crizse - crisys - creeze - creces - cheres - crise - krizs - crusis - cris - krizis - kryzis - chrysis - kreasis - chrais - crisess - krais

• Firstafall - firstavl - firstabile - First to fall - firstabl - First of fal

• The thirsty reason (red. - third?)

• Nowerdays - now a days

• I don't finksow

• kwik deshisions

• nesusary

• pickause (because)

• kwecshen (question)

• cwoleti

• sench (thanks)

• Thoos hoos… (those who...)

• Pissimistic

• European United (red.- EU)

• It is nafing.

• Political eat gold.

• Water polusion and lemons rayn (red.- acid rain???)

• My drems is I have home, car, girl and any think.

• I thenk Latvia looks good, but reasons to peoples don't give.

• In our country survives only the strongest like in savanna.

• The salary of working people is falling with a speed of "Boeing 747".

• Latvia can't give money to people, but Latvia can give them big life experience how to live without money.

• When you work in England you don't need be very smart, you need only legs and arms and something else.

• I was working about animal.

• In Latvia not job, not good ministrys. Not future in Latvia, nothing everything How I know in Latvia is werry bad politicen but other countries is normal politic.

• If the government do nofing nobody live in Latvija and pay a log.

• Our ministrs who don't have study any education.

• I have to say that Latvia is like a food - for someone it feels like a delicious cake but for others like an old fish.

 

 

MY PERSONALITY

 

• My personality was born very late in me.

• But there is bad things in me too. I can't kept secrets in me. And friends know it. Sometimes they don't tell me all because there are afraid of my "bigmouth". I am trying to get better.

• My best quality are policemen.

• I'am is friendly.

• I am not lazy I just rest before I get tired.

• I am burned in family when is father and mother.

• I am a little bit king girl and that likes my mum.

• I am very friendlich and sweet.

• I am a coal gay.

• I'm very simple gay.

• He tell me much complimate.

• My best qualities? Well, patience is not one of them.

• I want change my relation sheep with girls because there are very good.

• I must change only one thing in my personality, it is opportunity to love some women longer than one week.

• I love my girlfriend very much and I'm not the only one.

• Main thing what could change my personality are woman.

• In my personality I want to change my nose, it's too big.

• I think I pozitiva persona. I am hungry, silence, pozitiva.

• I sing my best quality is a sport.

• They like my sunshein.

• I think my best qualetys are characteristics.

• Of course, there is several think why people dislike me, mostly it because I still haven't learnt to drink alchohol. I'm beginning drink I can't stop for a while.

• Another people have a their like. One people have a good like, the second difference.

 

GIVING ADVICE FOR NOT LEAVING SCHOOL

 

• Dear Donald, I'm writing to apply for the position of your problem.

• It's nice to have a litter from you.

• Shot down computer, radio and TV.

• School is very cool. In school you teach many teahers, they learn you.

• First to fall you hav regulary came to school.

• You must do more exercise at school for example riding books and decide mathematic task.

• You can find some learning methodios. For example, you can learn with your girlfriend.

• If you like laguages, you can chose to be English teacher! In nowdays this is very good job and also you can get monny to feet they families.

• Your results at school are very improve to you study in universe.

• If I won studing in high school, I mast pain.

• I very like read box.

• I'm learning in pavar class …

• If you want dig holes you can leave school.

  • Patīk 3
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• kwecshen (question)

• cwoleti

šis jau izklausās pēc velsiešu valodas! :D

 

I am not lazy I just rest before I get tired.

Lūk šis is SUPER!!!!!! :yahoo:

 

Lasot lielāko daļu no "pērlēm" negribās ticēt, ka tas ir centralizētais eksāmens.... ja vien 5. klasē tādus jau neliek!

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vienmēr ir interesanti ieņirgt par citu stulbumu. man klases audzinātāja gadu parasti iesākā ar pašas sakrātajām pērlēm.

autoram. starp citu, tavs - izglītībā ir totāls kidrik- ir tāda pati pērle. KIRDIK nevis kidrik

кирдык:полный конец

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Bet šis ir labs, man patika. :)

 

I have to say that Latvia is like a food - for someone it feels like a delicious cake but for others like an old fish.

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Man patika:

Pissimistic

I'm very simple gay. (bet ja nu tā arī domāts...)

It's nice to have a litter from you.

 

Teikumi, kuri ir smieklīgi/asprātīgi/ironiski un pareizi (izņemot interpunkciju, iespējams) uzrakstīti:

Latvia can't give money to people, but Latvia can give them big life experience how to live without money.

I have to say that Latvia is like a food - for someone it feels like a delicious cake but for others like an old fish.

I am not lazy I just rest before I get tired.

My best qualities? Well, patience is not one of them.

If you want dig holes you can leave school. (vienīgā kļūda - nav "to" pirms "dig" un, iespējams, teikuma daļas atdalošais komats)

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